The moron curtain part 1

 

There are many kinds of curtains in the world  … I would like to tell you about a curtain you may have never expected to inhabit the world …. Once you understand more about moron curtains you will start to see them ….

 ….  everywhere  …

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Elijah cakes

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 Blue Plate Special

 

There was a famine in the land  … A widow woman with a son was preparing their last food, so they could eat it and die. (Maybe she wasn’t a very good cook. …   ??? )

She only had some meal and a little bit of oil  …. Elijah asked her to make him a cake and promised her that she would not run out of food …. She had faith …. She made him a cake …. Continue reading

The Yeller Squash Chronicles …. Part 1 Something about Zucchini

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Yes …. I read the title   …..  I know  … no  …. It wasn’t a typo … I meant to say Yeller … Continue reading

Ji Dzar ….. Fact checker

Ji Dzar  …..   Fact checker

All the cooking and giblet facts are almost mostly 100% accurate.

I have not tried cooking the gizzard diaper … I do not plan to cook the diaper …. Not even as an experiment … I do not recommend anyone cooking the gizzard diaper.

The bit about natural emulsifiers was just a guess based on appearances   …. The water and oil mixed …. Emulsifiers make oil and water mix.

We are not able to provide fact checking on the Chinese at this time …. There is a shortage of Chinese Checkers.

Bits of wisdom 2

Peeling appealing beets

The other day I was peeling some red beets ……they were pretty … if you cook them just right the skins just slide off … unless there is a beet deformity … some beet wart … or some scar tissue that developed as a result of a gopher bite …. I have never noticed a beet zit …. Perhaps beet puberty is real short and I missed the window of opportunity ….

As I was peeling the beets …. I noticed that my hands were a little slimy and extremely red … bright red …. I had received the mark of the beets

bits of wisdom 1

Wind and doors

Ever notice that when the wind is blowing real hard and you open a door …. The door becomes a sail.   It either smashes the door into you or it rips it out of your hands … the wind has awesome power …. Sharks use the wind to get extra speed … they just stick their top fin out of the water and catch the breeze … that’s why they call it a door sail fin.

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Oxymorons

There is a lot of talk these days about oxymorons …. I don’t know why there is so much prejudice against oxen …. From my experience I see it differently …. most of the morons I know are more like mulemorons or donkeymorons

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Look again

Ever notice that the woman you are married to is just a little strange …. Especially when the moon is full …. Perhaps she is not what you think … Perhaps she is not all human … perhaps she is a werewife