Pro and con are opposites … we have always known the opposite of progress  … well except for the people who live there  …. They are in denial …. The congressmen and their staffs … or is it staves … of perhaps it’s staffers … that sounds like duffers …. Anyway,I mean those old guys who think they are wise.

If the democrats have a convention …. Do the republicans have a provention?

I will leave it to others to talk about the prostitution of the constitution.

If you live in a city where crime is proliferating how do you make it  Conliferate?

You can look stuff up in a concordance   ….    what can you do with a Procordance?

People often attribute good fortune to providence   ……     Just think of what we can blame on Convidence    …..  Imagine what it convides.

Does Rhode Island have a city named Convidence?

We see the proletariat all around us   …..      ….  Who are the conletariat?

Is it worse to be constipated or to be prostipated.

Does your Contractor  draw with a protractor?

Contrition  ….  protrition  ….    Nutrition?

This is getting Convoluted   …..    How do we provolute it?

I am not sure …..  I will think about it. ….. later ….. much later ….  Maybe next year.

My goal for this year is to learn how to concrastinate.

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