Important questions about the Pros and Cons of the language.

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Pro and con are opposites … we have always known the opposite of progress  … well except for the people who live there  …. They are in denial …. The congressmen and their staffs … or is it staves … of perhaps it’s staffers … that sounds like duffers …. Anyway,I mean those old guys who think they are wise.

If the democrats have a convention …. Do the republicans have a provention?

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I will leave it to others to talk about the prostitution of the constitution.

If you live in a city where crime is proliferating how do you make it  Conliferate?

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You can look stuff up in a concordance   ….    what can you do with a Procordance?

People often attribute good fortune to providence   ……     Just think of what we can blame on Convidence    …..  Imagine what it convides.

Does Rhode Island have a city named Convidence?

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We see the proletariat all around us   …..      ….  Who are the conletariat?

Is it worse to be constipated or to be prostipated.

Does your Contractor  draw with a protractor?

Contrition  ….  protrition  ….    Nutrition?

This is getting Convoluted   …..    How do we provolute it?

I am not sure …..  I will think about it. ….. later ….. much later ….  Maybe next year.

My goal for this year is to learn how to concrastinate.

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