Wind and doors

Ever notice that when the wind is blowing real hard and you open a door …. The door becomes a sail.   It either smashes the door into you or it rips it out of your hands … the wind has awesome power …. Sharks use the wind to get extra speed … they just stick their top fin out of the water and catch the breeze … that’s why they call it a door sail fin.

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Oxymorons

There is a lot of talk these days about oxymorons …. I don’t know why there is so much prejudice against oxen …. From my experience I see it differently …. most of the morons I know are more like mulemorons or donkeymorons

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Look again

Ever notice that the woman you are married to is just a little strange …. Especially when the moon is full …. Perhaps she is not what you think … Perhaps she is not all human … perhaps she is a werewife