Peeling appealing beets

The other day I was peeling some red beets ……they were pretty … if you cook them just right the skins just slide off … unless there is a beet deformity … some beet wart … or some scar tissue that developed as a result of a gopher bite …. I have never noticed a beet zit …. Perhaps beet puberty is real short and I missed the window of opportunity ….

As I was peeling the beets …. I noticed that my hands were a little slimy and extremely red … bright red …. I had received the mark of the beets