Snowum Onum Carum ( that’s Jeep Cherokee lingo)
While driving down the freeway Continue reading
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Highway buzzards
Highway buzzards … Or is it highway vultures?
Some people use the names of vultures Continue reading
Reflections on life ….. ….. Or …… “What’s wrong with me?”
I went to Wal-Mart today …
I notice that there is more and more stuff written in Spanish …
I don’t read Spanish very well …
I guess I’m dysMexic …
Bits of wisdom 2
Peeling appealing beets
The other day I was peeling some red beets ……they were pretty … if you cook them just right the skins just slide off … unless there is a beet deformity … some beet wart … or some scar tissue that developed as a result of a gopher bite …. I have never noticed a beet zit …. Perhaps beet puberty is real short and I missed the window of opportunity ….
As I was peeling the beets …. I noticed that my hands were a little slimy and extremely red … bright red …. I had received the mark of the beets
bits of wisdom 1
Wind and doors
Ever notice that when the wind is blowing real hard and you open a door …. The door becomes a sail. It either smashes the door into you or it rips it out of your hands … the wind has awesome power …. Sharks use the wind to get extra speed … they just stick their top fin out of the water and catch the breeze … that’s why they call it a door sail fin.
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Oxymorons
There is a lot of talk these days about oxymorons …. I don’t know why there is so much prejudice against oxen …. From my experience I see it differently …. most of the morons I know are more like mulemorons or donkeymorons
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Look again
Ever notice that the woman you are married to is just a little strange …. Especially when the moon is full …. Perhaps she is not what you think … Perhaps she is not all human … perhaps she is a werewife
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