Month: December 2016

Radiating pain

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I once heard a doctor talk about a broken arm bone    … he said the pain was radiating up the arm  ….  Now that would Continue reading →

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Peeling appealing beets

The other day I was peeling some red beets ……they were pretty … if you cook them just right the skins just slide off … unless there is a beet deformity … some beet wart … or some scar tissue that developed as a result of a gopher bite …. I have never noticed a beet zit …. Perhaps beet puberty is real short and I missed the window of opportunity ….

As I was peeling the beets …. I noticed that my hands were a little slimy and extremely red … bright red …. I had received the mark of the beets

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Wind and doors

Ever notice that when the wind is blowing real hard and you open a door …. The door becomes a sail.   It either smashes the door into you or it rips it out of your hands … the wind has awesome power …. Sharks use the wind to get extra speed … they just stick their top fin out of the water and catch the breeze … that’s why they call it a door sail fin.

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Oxymorons

There is a lot of talk these days about oxymorons …. I don’t know why there is so much prejudice against oxen …. From my experience I see it differently …. most of the morons I know are more like mulemorons or donkeymorons

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Look again

Ever notice that the woman you are married to is just a little strange …. Especially when the moon is full …. Perhaps she is not what you think … Perhaps she is not all human … perhaps she is a werewife